#!/bin/bash
cat >> /etc/update-motd.d/00-header << EOF

toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                        ..,jt..,;fLEEKKK#KELGDEEDEDDLLLKEDLLiijifjffLGGDjWWEDj            ;DKEGLi.  "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                        i,itt:;i;ifEKK#KKELfLGDKDGLGfG#EELLjtjtifjffGDLDtGWKED:           :LKKEKDj.."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                       ,,,j,it;;ttGGKK#WKDffLDGGDLfLLEKKDGGLtjjfLjfLGGfDiLWKKDj           .;LGDEKD;i"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                       ;;ffiKjiit;DGKEWKDGGjfLLLDGLDGEKEWEDGGfGGLjDGGfjGLLEKKDE;            .:ifDELL"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                      :fLLjiLLfiifLDGEEDKGGLGGEEDDGDDGDDEEKWEEDffLGfGftGfLDKKEGf:             :ijLGL"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                      ;LLfjt#KtiiLjDDEDDKEEKEKKKKKKDEEDEDDGKEKEGGGGffLLGtDEEKKGD;           ..;jttft"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                     .GDLGtt#GiijjfDLEGDDEEEKKKKKKKWWKKEDGDDDWKDDGGLfjLGLGGKKKDfL.          .:,LGfLj"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                   ..tGEfftiDtiittGDGEGDEEEEKKKKKWWWWWWWKDDKKEDKEEGLjfjLLGDGEEEjL.....      .:,GDGGD"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                     ,LKjfittELtifLLGDDEDDEKKKWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKEEKDELLjjfjfGDKE;L,;ittti;:. .,fDL;fE"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "               .    :jEWtti;;DLfjLDLGLGGDDEKKWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKELLLLjttfGEKGG;ijLLDDDGf, :fDj:,t"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                .  ,ifKEft;,;,iffGDGLfLLGEEEKWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKEEEDLtijLGEGG,;ijLDKKKEf:.;LGji:"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                   ,jEGEEt;;,,,;tLGLffLfGEEEKKWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKGjLGtiijfDGG,:.iGKKWWKEt::tLGf:"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                   tDLEKft;,,,:,;fffjjffDEEEKKWWWWWWWWWWWWWW#WWWWWWWWKKjfffi;iffjt .jEKWWWWKL,.,;;;."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                   WKDtDLi;;;;,,iLLijjLGDDEEKKWWWWWWWWWWW#W#W#W#WWWWWWKKtDLt;;itjtiiDKWWWWKKGi:::.  "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                  :fKLjDGt;,;,i;jj;tjLGGDDDEKWWWWWWWWW##W#WW####W#WWWWWEEGGj;;;j;:;GKWWWWWKKGt,;;:. "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                . :,EjiijLt;;;tjtitjLGLLGGDEKWWWWWWWWWWW#WWW#######WWWWKEDEDt;,i, iGKWWWWWKKLi;;;,: "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                  :t#Lii;tti;iitiitffLjtfjGDKWWWWWWW######W########WWWWKEEDDf;;,. ,jDKW##WKEfi;ii;: "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "                 ,:i#f;;ti;,:,;;;itt;,;;i;i;;LKWW#W##W###W######W##WWWWWKKDDD,: ...:iLKW#WWEf;;iti: "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "              .,.::tfDi;,;:,:,;,;;;,,tLLttttiitLKW###W############W#WWWKKGKDEf,..:..:iDKWWEL;,;iti. "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "             .,i,itjfGii,,:,,,i;,,:ijGDEEEGjfttjDW###############WWWWWWKKEDEEDj,.   :jLLGDGi.:,it,. "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "          ....ji,:fjjDt,,,,,,,,,,:;jfLDDEEEGGftfGKWW#############WWWWWWKKKDEEDft;::.;ti:,,,:. .,;.  "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "          ::,,GfGDDGDLft;;,,,,,,:,itfLGEKKKEGffLDEWWW###########WWWWWWWKKKEEEEDfji;iii.      ....   "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "          ,i;fGtijtiLf,;i;,:,,,::;ittjGEKWWWKDjjfDKWWW####WDGELfDWWWWWKKKEEKDDGLfftii,       ..     "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "       . .Gtijfttii,ijt;;,:,,,::,;itijGEWW###KGtjGEKW###WWEfGLLLLffGKKKKEEEKEGDLtttii;:             "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "        .tGjLttiiitLfLi;,,,,,,::,;;;itiDG####WEjtfDKW##WWKEEEKEEKftttfKKEEEKELDGttiiii,             "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "        .jGLfjfitLtGGDLij:;i,::,;:.....::;fDW#KfifDKW#WWKKEEDEEKWW#EDjjEEEEKEDGLftt;;i;.            "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "        ;jLLjjDGfGjLKWjjj;;;:::;tt:.  ..,..,iWWftfDWWWWWKKEEEEKKWW#WKGtDEEEEDELDjti;;ii,            "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "        :ffjffWWfKGLKWi,jj;,::,ii;:::iGDDWWWjiDDfLEWWWWKEEKKWWWWWKWWKKGjDDEEDGLLGttti;;;.           "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "       .;GLGGGWWDfEGDDtijj,,,,ijGGDEKEGGEKKWWKKDLGKWWWKKEEKWWWWW#KKKKKDtDDDDGGLjffjtj;:;:           "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "        fWGiGLKKEjLfGLjfjii,,ijGDEEEKKWWWWWWWKEGLDKWWWKKKWKKKWWWWWKGEEELGGGGLffffjfjt,.,,.          "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "      ..iWKLGLDEDfLjLLttji;,,ijGGDEEKWWWWWWWWKDGGEKWWWWKWKftifWWWKKDDEEDLGGGLfGDGLfff; :,.          "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "      : fW#DEEDDLLLLfLjfLf;,,ijfGDEEKWWWWWWWWKGLDKWWWKWWWK,;,,,iELKEGDDGjLGLfjLLjfLLf,..::          "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "      ,.KWKKjWDELfGjjfjtEt,,,itjLDEKWWWWWWWWWDtLDWWWWKKWWWKEi...:fGDGGDGjLGffjtGLLLLG,. :..         "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "      j #GjGjGDLjjffjjtjEi,:,;ijLDEKWWWWWWWKDt;tGWW#WKKWWWWDDKE:.:;fiLGGLLGffftfLLLGD:: .:..        "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "      ;:EGGjjLjtjjfjfjtLG;,:,;ijLDEKKWWWWKffjt;,tDEKKEKKWWWWDLEEi:..iLGLfLGLttjfLLDGD;..  ::.       "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "       KWWDjjtijjjfffjGtL,::,;ijLDEKWWWWKG;;i;:,ijfGGDEWWWWWWKGGLt.iDLGGLLGfjttLDGDEDft;..,:.       "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "       DKLDfitiEttjttjjti,::,;ijLDEKKWWKKj:,::..,iiiiLEKWWWWWWWKKWKEKEDGLLGfjijfDEKEEDDG;,i.:       "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "      .jDfLii;;jjtfitt;f,::,,;;tLDEKKKKKKf;,,:::,;;:.:DKKWWWWWWWKWWWWKEDLGLfittLDEKKEfjfKGtf::      "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "      :DDttt,iiii,f;i;it:::,,,;tfDEKKKKWKEEEDfi,;ifGL:tDEWWWWWWWWWWKKKKDLLffiijfEDKKKLffEDGji,      "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "     :iWWffi;;;;;;;;i,i:,::,,,;tfGEKKKKEEEEKKKKKEEKKEf;tGEKWWWWWWKWWWKKDGGLf;tjLEDEEKLfGLDDft:.    ."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    .:tKjLjf;;;,,,,;,,,,:::,:,;tfDEKKKEEEDjttGWWWWWWKKGGEEDKWWWWWWKKKKEDGGGfttjGDDEEEGGLLGDGi,.    ."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    ;iLffjt;;;;,::,,,:::::::,,;tLDEKEDLf;;;;;iiiDWWWWWWWKKLEWW#WWWKKKEEGGGLjiffLDDEKKDGLLLGjt,:     "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "   ;iGjttj;;i,,::::::::::..::,ijLEEKGfi:,,,,,iiiWWGGWKWWWWELKWWWWKKKEEDGGGLjttfLGDEKDGfLfLGf;,:     "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  ,fiEttiiii;,,,,::,,:.:::.::;ijGKKGf;::,,:,,i;iijLLiLKWWWKtEKWWWKKEEEDGLGLtitfLGEKEDLfjjfLDt;..    "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  ,j,ttiLtfjt;,;ii,::::::..::;tfDKKGj::,:DDWE#WEG;;;iitWWWKjDKKKKKEEDDGLLLfjtifLDLDKDLjjffEDji;:    "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  ,t:,fifGjfEt;ii;::.:::::.::;tfEKKG,:::,DE#W#WW#K;;;;iEWKKt;EKKKEDDGGLLLLfjitfLLGGKLfttjjft;;,.    "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  .,..:fjGfji;ji;;,:::.;.:.:,;tGEKKE,::,,,::iWW##WWi,;;;EKKjjGEEEDDGGLffLLfjtjjLGGDGGjtitjftii;:    "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "   ;..,tLjti,,:::::::i ,:..::;tGKWKK..:::...:::fWW#KW,,;GEKLfDEDDDGGLffLGfjtiftLLGGLL;i;;i;;i,,:.   "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "   :;,,it;;;,::;:::::j:: .::,;tGKWKE,. .....:.::::EEEj:,iEKGLDDDGGGLLjfGGjt;;tLfGGLLjiitfLjt;;,:.   "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "   ;j;;,;,,,:::,i:::...:..::,itGKKKDi.............:EGK,:,EEGGDDDGGGLfjfLfji,,tfLLKDLftijffjt,,,:.   "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "   fft;::,::,:::,::...;. .::,;tGKKEG; .   .........:tDf::LDGDDDDGGGLfffGLi;,iifGGEGLfiijGDftt;,,:..."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  ,LLjt;,,:;,::::,:...   .::,;tGKKEG;itDKE:... ... .:t;::tDDEEEDDDGLfffG;i;,,jjLGLGLfiiiffffL;i,,:.."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  fGLft;iif;;,:::::... ...::,;iGEKEG;,;,iWWKWG..   ...:.,EDEKEEDDGGLLfLEtii;i;fLGDGffttLDtifiti,,   "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  LGLGi,;LjL;,,::::. ..: .::,;ifDKEDt,:,;iiG##WKf:   ..:DEGEKEDDDDGLLLLKjjjiitLGDDLffjfDj;j;,,,,:. ."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 " .GDGLiii:i;;:.::. ..:    .:,;ifDEEDf::,,;;tjitjLKG  .:fKKDKKEDDDDGLLGGKLijj;;t;jffLffELttt,;;;;,..:"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 " ;EGGitt,,,,:::.....,;.L:..:,,;tGEKDLLi:,,ijiLDtjii;,;iEKEEKEEEEDDLfLGE#Dff;,,tLGGELffGfftt;;;;;:..:"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 " ;EDLiti,i,,::.....   .: ..:,,,iLDKDGGGGLi,;;i,,;;;;;;EKEDEEDDEEDGLffGLDLGfjfffLGDDLffLLft;;;ii,:  ."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 " ;DGLi;ti;;,,,,:.... ;.  ..:,,,ifDKKDDEEDDDDLi;;;;;;fEEEDDKEDDEDGLffjDGELiitLLGGKEGDjjLfjti;iii:.   "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 ":,jGji,;;;;,,,:......  .....,,,;tGEKEEKKKKEEEDDEEDDEEKEEDEEDDDDDLfjfD,jjL,ijjfDDEDEEDGGti;ii;ti:    "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 ";,tjti;;i;;;,::......  .....:,,,iLDKKKKKKWKKKKKKEEEEKKEEEEEDDDDGfjjtE GL:,jtjfDKKKELEGft;iittii ..::"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 ",.;iiti,,,,;,,,.:.. .:   ...:,,,;jGEKKWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKEEEDDDDGLjjj;t D#:,,ijLE#KGLLLj;;ti;ii;..:,,,"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 ".,i,,;;;,,,;,:::::. .,  .....:,,,ijGEKKKWWWWWWWKKKKKKKEKEDDDDDLjij,:,:Et::itfLfjtfLDfLfj;,;,,,..:..."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 " .f,::L,:,,,,,:.:.... ;  ....::,;;ijGEKKWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKEDDDDDGftii. :.G..:;iii,tfLfftLLj;;,,,,   .: "
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  i,.,fi,,,:::.:::.  ..  ....:::,,,;jGDKKKWWWWWWWKKKKKEDDDDDGLtiji. . ;...,;,,tfjfjLjGLj;,,i,:   ,i,"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 " .:i:.i,,::,:::::::..  ......::::::,;iLGDDEKKWWWWKKKKEDDDDGGftijtj.:; ....::,itttt;GfLi,,,;;::. .tGL"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "  .:,,.::,t,,,,::::::.......:::::::::,;itjLGDEKKKKEEDGGGGGLftitjLL:.f;t..::,;;;i;,ttL,,,;;;,,:. .tDD"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    .:;,::,;i,;,,:::::.......:::,::....::,;ijLGGDDGffLLLLfjtitjjG,:  L;..::,,,,,;;t;,,,,ii,,:,   ,fD"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "   .. ,;,,:,,;;::::::::.....:::::::.......::,;ittiitjjjtttiijjjLG,t::j#.::.:,;ijGi;,,,,ji;,,,,.   ,j"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    . :i;,;tt;:,:::::::......::::::.........::::,,;iii;;;;;jffLGf: tit;..i:.,;iii,,,;,t;j;,;,:.    :"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    .:Lijii,;;::::::::::......:::::.............:::::,,,,;tfLDDDG,;:.::.::tfi,;;,,iiii;t;;,,,:.    ."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    .:fjiiii;;::::::::::.......:::..............:::::::,itfGDEDDDf# .:....:;ttiitj;i;;,t;;;,:......."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    ,,iji,;ii;,::::::::........:::..............:.::,,;tjLGDEDEDL.it.E....::,;;,::,,;jttii,::::::.:."
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "     t:;i;iii;,,,:::::::.......::::.............:::,;itjGDDEEEED,Dj, .Gj....::,;fGffLtiti,,,:,::  ::"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "     .:;i;jtt;,::::.:.:........::::..............:,;itjLDDEEEEDG:;,.:;DDDL:..::;f;tfttji,,,:,,.  .,,"
toilet -f  term  -F gay  -w 2000 "    :   ,;i;i;,:::............::,:...........:::,;itjfGDDEEEEEDG.;G tLEDEDDD;:iitft;;::,:,;,..:;,;;:"
printf "\n"
toilet -f  wideterm  -F gay  -w 2000 "    Marilyn Monroe should be colorful!"

LOGIN_DATE=`date +"%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S"`
toilet -f  wideterm  -F gay  -w 2000  "    $LOGIN_DATE"
EOF
